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Matt Pritchard apologizes to Dolph Lundgren for p***ing on him.

Started by sprite75, May 30, 2015, 11:48:47 PM

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sprite75

Yikes!

QuoteShame faced Dirty Sanchez wildman Mathew Pritchard has apologised to Hollywood star Dolph Lundgren after urinating on him in a booze-fuelled private jet rampage.

Pritchard's drink-induced shame unfolded as the MTV presenter joined fellow travellers taking part in the legendary Gumball 3,000 race, a luxury car motor rally from Stockholm to Las Vegas.

After mixing alcohol with the sedative Xanax, Pritchard stripped off and climbed over seats as the plane flew from Amsterdam to Portland, USA.

When Crow asked, "How 'bout a little sugar for Sting and Dolph here?" I doubt very much this is what he had in mind.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Bushma

Is anyone else amazed that Dolph didn't just kill this guy?
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Quote from: Bushma on May 31, 2015, 10:00:54 AM
Is anyone else amazed that Dolph didn't just kill this guy?

Missed opportunity. I don't say this lightly, but that guy really needs a beating. Maybe Dolph sensed it was pointless since the guy blacked out and wouldn't remember it.
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sprite75

Quote from: Bushma on May 31, 2015, 10:00:54 AM
Is anyone else amazed that Dolph didn't just kill this guy?

Yep.  Unlike some other 80s stars Dolph's still got it;



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Dolph is incredible, I was speaking with a martial artist friend (a real martial artist, unlike me) about the actors of Expendable.

You know the usual stuff: Chuck Norris is incredible, Jet Li is also very good, ect. When he added: I think Dolph is the most dangerous. Why? We asked.

And he said: just imagine him in guard (lift his arms) you cannot attack the arms, he's too strong, you cannot attack the sides, because he's too strong, you cannot attack the legs, because... he's too strong. Maybe you can attack the stomach and the liver... but before able to do that probably he already devastated you.

It was really interesting. And probably true.

Trevor

Quote from: Bushma on May 31, 2015, 10:00:54 AM
Is anyone else amazed that Dolph didn't just kill this guy?

I would have broken Pritchard's jaw and some other wiggly bits too.
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sprite75

Quote from: Trevor on June 01, 2015, 01:06:57 AM
Quote from: Bushma on May 31, 2015, 10:00:54 AM
Is anyone else amazed that Dolph didn't just kill this guy?

I would have broken Pritchard's jaw and some other wiggly bits too.

I think you'd have to get in line!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.