Man runs naked through Wal-Mart, pours milk on self.

[sprite75]

No, this wasn't Florida.  Yeah I know this has all the markings of Florida man, but this was a dude up in Kentucky.

SOUTH WILLIAMSON, Ky. (WYMT) - The Pike County sheriff obtained arrest warrants Friday after a video was posted online showing a man running naked through Walmart, pouring milk on himself and yelling he was on fire.

Sheriff's deputies said they plan to arrest Timothy Smith of Phelps and David Daniels of Belfry in connection to the incident at the Walmart in South Williamson.

The video went online Wednesday night and quickly racked up hundreds of views.

Walmart shoppers saw more than they were looking for when a man stripped down and ran through the store in nothing but shoes, socks and a Halloween mask.

I'm guessing he was on some substance.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

"Walmart: the Florida of retail"   
-Ed

[Skull]

Sometimes I wonder what Andy Warhol would do if he was around after Al Gore made the internet (Al Gore lolololololololololol).

It's apparent that this guy was doing this for instant fame... (at least he didn't killer innocent people for fame)

[Trevor]