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Diamonds found in undies: man held

Started by Trevor, December 14, 2015, 04:02:36 AM

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Trevor

December 14, 2015, 04:02:36 AM
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Derf

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December 14, 2015, 08:04:31 AM
You just need to explain it to them: "I have a problem with flatulence, so I put a packet of charcoal in my undies. I'm just such a tight-arse that the coal got squeezed into diamonds."

:hot:  :bouncegiggle:  :twirl:
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Trevor

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December 14, 2015, 08:45:51 AM
Quote from: Derf on December 14, 2015, 08:04:31 AM
You just need to explain it to them: "I have a problem with flatulence, so I put a packet of charcoal in my undies. I'm just such a tight-arse that the coal got squeezed into diamonds."

:hot:  :bouncegiggle:  :twirl:

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

I must try that.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

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December 14, 2015, 01:01:31 PM
The last thing I would expect to find in Trevor ' s undies is a diamond!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

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December 15, 2015, 12:36:50 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on December 14, 2015, 01:01:31 PM
The last thing I would expect to find in Trevor ' s undies is a diamond!!!

:teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.
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