Alaska woman had quite the haul inside her.

[sprite75]

Chelsea Sperry of Fairbanks, Alaska tried to buy stuff from the Castle Megastore adult novelty store with a counterfeit $100 bill.  She left the store but the police caught up with her.  The cops made some interesting discoveries when they arrived at the jail with Ms. Sperry;

When a check revealed that Sperry was driving with a suspended license, she was arrested and transported to the Fairbanks Correctional Center.

At the jail, a corrections officer observed Sperry "making furtive movements toward her vagina," according to a criminal complaint. Sperry was then "put through a body scan," which revealed that she "had items concealed in her vagina or anus."

A female corrections officer subsequently "removed a wad of cash and drugs from inside" Sperry. The haul included six $100 bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills, all of which were counterfeit. The $890 in funny money, however, was supplemented by a genuine $10 bill that "was discovered in Sperry's anus."

Sperry's vagina, investigators noted, also held two baggies of methamphetamine, a baggie containing seven morphine sulfate pills, and two baggies containing a "brown tarry substance" that tested positive for heroin. The corrections officer also recovered a "clear plastic baggie" containing 40 smaller baggies that were similar in size to the ones containing the meth and heroin. The smaller baggies, the complaint notes, are "commonly used for the distribution of smaller amounts of heroin and methamphetamine."

[indianasmith]

It sounds like maybe a bunch of clowns should have come tumbling out next!

[sprite75]

It sounds like maybe a bunch of clowns should have come tumbling out next!

Or a bunch of diamonds.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Color me impressed.  Thats some talent.   My question is, WHY was she in a sex toy store, she certainly didn't have room for anything else.