Miniature Horse f**ker arrested

[sprite75]

A Miniature Horse f**ker has been arrested in Pennsylvania;

A 21-year-old man told police that he had sex with a miniature horse during several late-night encounters in a Pennsylvania barn, according to a criminal complaint filed today against the deviant defendant.

According to investigators, a witness called cops earlier this month to report that a man driving a Dodge pickup truck was trespassing on his rural Lancaster County property.

The owner--who had copied down the vehicle's license plate--told police that he had previously seen the Dodge on his land on "numerous" occasions and believed that a "lone male" had gone into his barn, which "houses cattle and a miniature horse."

As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, cops traced the Dodge Dakota to a residence about six miles from the barn. There, they interviewed Travis Wagner, who "admitted that he entered the barn for the specific purpose to engage in sexual intercourse with a miniature horse."

[retrorussell]

Intercourse with a miniature horse is forced, of course.

[Newt]

Wasn't necessarily a female Miniature horse, either.

[BoyScoutKevin]

From the horse's mouth: "Neigh!"

[akiratubo]

Was he f**king minature horses, or is he a minature person f**king regular horses?

(Yes, I know the article actually answers that question but I just had to make the joke.)

[bob]

Mr. Ed is not amused