Meanwhile in Portland, Oregon

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Someone really doesn't like Portland

An Oregon man who was arrested for "masturbating vigorously" in public told police that he engaged in the lewd display because he "f**king hates Portland" and wanted to return to jail.

Terry Lee Andreassen, 59, was collared earlier this month after several witnesses reported that he was pleasuring himself on the sidewalk outside a social services agency in the state's largest city.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Andreassen's "erect penis was exposed to the public while he masturbated vigorously."

In response to a patrolman's question about why he was masturbating in public, Andreassen reportedly replied that he was using methamphetamine and wanted to get locked up because he "f**king hates Portland."

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Probably sick of all the hipsters there.