Was Your First Kiss All That Good?

[ER]

Well, was it?

[bob]

Yes..yes it was 

[Paquita]

No.  The guy puckered and stuck his tongue out at the same time and then went at me.  I remember thinking how horrible it was that I'd have to deal with that for the rest of my life if I ever wanted to kiss anyone ever again.

[Rev. Powell]

So good that I've spent the rest of my life searching in vain for that feeling again.

[javakoala]

First time I saw KISS was in Tulsa, OK, when I was...what?

Oh. Oops.

Sorry. I misread the title. I'll just show myself out.

[alandhopewell]

     In a word, yes.... it was 1973, I was seventeen, and I was hanging out with some friends, one of whom was a big-boned, strawberry blonde babe named Debbie Booth. We were at this guy's apartment, just sittin' around listening to music.  Debbie went into the bedroom, was in there for about five minutes, then she came out, walked over to where I was sitting, and motioned for me to stand up. I did, and she came closer, wrapped her arms around my neck, and proceeded to swab my tonsils with her tongue.

      I think I went completely test-pattern for a while.
Dunno why she did it....don't care....would you?

[indianasmith]

Well, I married the one who gave it to me, if that tells you anything! 

[javakoala]

Well, I married the one who gave it to me, if that tells you anything! 

Oh, come on, Indy. You know you were lost in love the first time you asked her to the semi-annual Texas International Tractor Pull, and she said, "Go where and do what?"

[indianasmith]

Actually, we met in second grade, she used to chase me down on the playground and kick me in the shins! 
So one day I got tired of it and started chasing her.  When I caught her, she said that I couldn't kick her because she was a girl.
So I devised the most fiendish and diabolical alternative punishment I could think of - and told her she had to become my girlfriend.
The rest, as they say, is history!   

[javakoala]

Actually, we met in second grade, she used to chase me down on the playground and kick me in the shins! 
So one day I got tired of it and started chasing her.  When I caught her, she said that I couldn't kick her because she was a girl.
So I devised the most fiendish and diabolical alternative punishment I could think of - and told her she had to become my girlfriend.
The rest, as they say, is history!   

You are a lucky man, Indy.   

[Trevor]

Well, I married the one who gave it to me, if that tells you anything! 

Oh, come on, Indy. You know you were lost in love the first time you asked her to the semi-annual Texas International Tractor Pull, and she said, "Go where and do what?"

[Leah]

I was in 7th grade and she was in 6th grade. She kinda went nuts after losing student government.