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The Power of Christ Compelled a (Guess) Woman...

Started by sprite75, June 13, 2017, 03:45:16 PM

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sprite75

....to smack her husband with a cross.

QuoteA woman swinging a cross repeatedly struck her husband in the head with the religious item, according to cops who arrested the alleged assailant on a felony domestic battery charge.

Cops say Tina Abrams, 49, attacked her spouse early Friday morning after he returned to the couple's St. Petersburg, Florida residence.

As her husband was washing up in the bathroom, Abrams announced that she was "through with this s**t!" and "grabbed a glass cross from the living room." Abrams then began to "repeatedly strike" the victim, who suffered abrasions to his right temple and the upper left side of his head.

Wouldn't holy water have been less painful all the way around?


God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

indianasmith

I think that was the power of alcohol . . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

sprite75

Quote from: indianasmith on June 15, 2017, 11:22:35 AM
I think that was the power of alcohol . . . .

The power of alcohol compels you!  

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.