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Started by clockworkcanary, May 17, 2017, 10:21:01 AM

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indianasmith

SPLIT:  Mental patient finally gets a date!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Flangepart

INFRMAN! : China's mad scientist defeats crazy blond babe in pre-madonna cone bra.

KING KONG : Movie exec brings giant hairy beast to NYC, and he fails in rescue of babe from big ape.

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE : Velour loving gay alien and his sister makes pompous ass of self after raising clumsy corpses.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: Random wanderers argue until rednecks end zombie film with clumsy 'political' statement.







"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

clockworkcanary

The Phantom Menace: the church interferes in a trade dispute.

Smokey and the Bandit: smuggler smuggles beer.

Six Pack: orphans steal ...and land job from the victim.

Rawhead Rex: raging hard-on demon can only be tamed by a woman.

Attack of the Clones: evil politician manipulates stooge into granting him emergency powers.

Predator: hunting trip that went bad.

Batman (1989): rich fetish freak and a clown fight over cosmetics.

Return of the Jedi: holy man fights gangsters and his dad while teddy bears beat up nazis.

Predators: elite group of killers use that 70s b***h as bait.

Back to the Future II: The bully paradox

Marked for Death: Steven Seagal runs like he's waving away a fart.
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Trevor

Mercenary For Justice: Steven Seagal trashes Cape Town  :buggedout:  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

clockworkcanary

#19
Interview with a Vampire: couple adopts a daughter to save their relationship.

Queen of the Damned: Old man's addiction to fame awakens ancient evil.

Motel Hell: Angus diet marketers take it up a level.

Xanadu: greek goddess discovers disco and roller skating.

The Wanderers: street punk knocks up a mob boss's daughter.

Superman: alien disrupts real estate plan.

Superman Returns: alien disrupts real estate plan...and stalks a reporter.

Deliverance: wilderness travel dos and don'ts.
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indianasmith

WRONG TURN 1 - 6:  College students discover the joys of hillbilly cuisine.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

#21
JAWS: shark go om nom nom and later blub blub.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

SHARKNADO - Weather patterns teach fish to fly.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Ticonderoga 64

Blood Of Dracula's Castle: Photographer and his hot model go to evict Count and Countess Dracula from their rented castle..

Four Sided Triangle: scientist invents a duplicating machine to get his own version of a chick that his buddy knocks boots with..

Night Of the Big Heat: bartender has his hands full during heatwave with his wife and slut girlfriend when alien blobs stop by..

Dr.Who & the Daleks: grandfather and his posse intervene in a tiff between p**sed off mutants in bumper cars and blue pansies who dont have the nerve to stick up for themselves..

Angry Red Planet: Martians tell tourists to stay the hell home

The Abominable Dr.Phibes: Old morbid ghoul with a hot young wife spends his time killing off people that are as eccentric as he is weird..

Cat People: Sexually frustrated girl goes feral everytime she gets horny and cant do anything about it

Evil Of Frankenstein: The Baron visits a carnival and tries hypnotherapy on his blockhead creation.

Freddy vs Jason: Undead child molester meets undead mama's boy, decide to play with moronic teenagers.

Quatermass & the Pit: Bugs from Mars get stuck in the subway in Britain for 5 million years






LilCerberus

From TV Guide: Horror Planet - Yet another scientist vs monster movie in outer space.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Flangepart

ZAZZ: Guy with jelly fish fetish shows why he can't please women.

WAR GODS OF THE DEEP: Man with pet chicken saves his bird from weird sailors.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

clockworkcanary

#26
Terminator: dude travels time to bone best friend's mom.

Terminator 2: Biker frees mental patient, kidnaps teen boy, kills a cop, then commits suicide.

The Karate Kid: Jersey boy bullies and c-blocks surfer. Wins trophy.

The Warriors: gimmick gangs take the subway home. Can't find Carmon San Diego.

The Breakfast Club: Detention is class warfare.

Just One of the Guys: trans girl writes a paper.
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clockworkcanary

Mrs. Doubtfire: Psycho impersonates elderly in order to stalk his kids.

School of Rock: Slacker teaches kids about Rock 'n' Roll...and slacking.

Burnt Offerings: City Slickers rent isolated mansion for summer; spend vacation cleaning and laboring.

Knock Knock: Keanu Reeves gets some free ####ing pizza.

Halloween II (1981): Mad man psychiatrist hijacks a federal agent and burns down a hospital.
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