Emoji Movie

[javakoala]

Wow.  After what's been said, I'm almost afraid to admit this....

I SAW THE EMOJI MOVIE!!!

My eyes bled, my face melted off and my bones turned to dust!!

Ok it wasn't really that bad.  Don't get me wrong - it was awful, mindless, greedy capitalizing on the stupid and adolescent trash, but I didn't cry or bleed or anything.  Do I redeem some of my "cool" points if I tell you all I went to see it at a DRIVE-IN?  And threatened to murder 2 of the 3 children we took to go see this at least 3 times that evening?

The poop emoji didn't even have that much screen time.

Poor Patrick Stewart. All those years of mutter "Merde!" on Star Trek: TNG only to play as a bit of digital merde.

[Spiff]

Best described as 'Meh'. Nothing great but not the devil either.
The thing I'd take most exception with is 'men are always interrupting women' and internet trolls need to 'get a girlfriend' (suggesting they're all male) comments. Pushing feminist myths via a kids movie is distasteful at best.

[bob]

Wow.  After what's been said, I'm almost afraid to admit this....

I SAW THE EMOJI MOVIE!!!

My eyes bled, my face melted off and my bones turned to dust!!

Ok it wasn't really that bad.  Don't get me wrong - it was awful, mindless, greedy capitalizing on the stupid and adolescent trash, but I didn't cry or bleed or anything.  Do I redeem some of my "cool" points if I tell you all I went to see it at a DRIVE-IN?  And threatened to murder 2 of the 3 children we took to go see this at least 3 times that evening?

The poop emoji didn't even have that much screen time.

you're brave

[Olivia Bauer]

Oh, wow. I'm kinda retarded.

The "🚫" is the critic consensus. Because it's an emoji.

s**t.

[Jim H]

Wow.  After what's been said, I'm almost afraid to admit this....

I SAW THE EMOJI MOVIE!!!

My eyes bled, my face melted off and my bones turned to dust!!

Ok it wasn't really that bad.  Don't get me wrong - it was awful, mindless, greedy capitalizing on the stupid and adolescent trash, but I didn't cry or bleed or anything.  Do I redeem some of my "cool" points if I tell you all I went to see it at a DRIVE-IN?  And threatened to murder 2 of the 3 children we took to go see this at least 3 times that evening?

The poop emoji didn't even have that much screen time.

Poor Patrick Stewart. All those years of mutter "Merde!" on Star Trek: TNG only to play as a bit of digital merde.

He seemed to enjoy it from when he briefly talked about it.  It was probably like a day of work with a 6 figure paycheck, and no pressure at all (there's no way he could save or sink this one).  Can't blame him really.  The real baffling one is TJ Miller, dropping out of Silicon Valley apparently to do it.

[RCMerchant]

Yeah-the EMOJI MOVIE-ugh-it tried to cash in on America's obsession with the Internet. Like ROLLER BOOGIE or  CB trucker movies in the 70's. Or any other exploitation film. Aint new.Same old s**t. Just bigger budgets.
This too will pass-I hope.

http://youtu.be/7NRnIIQ9bnc

[Pacman000]

Can't get enough of The Emoji Movie? Well, now you can view the video's* production art online!

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/books/emoji-movie-something-right-creating-free-digital-art-book-152876.html

http://sites.sonypictures.com/emojimovie/artoftheemojimovie/

Even if the video* itself is bad, some of the art is creative.

*I highly doubt they used actual film when making this.