Don't snort cocaine in a school parent pick up line.

[sprite75]

Florida Woman found that out the hard way

A sheriff's deputy arrested a woman outside a Florida middle school after he allegedly spotted her chopping up and using cocaine while waiting in the parent pick-up line Tuesday.

The Lee County deputy said he was patrolling Lexington Middle School just before 4 p.m. when he saw 39-year-old Christina Hester snort the drug off the screen of her iPhone with a straw, according to WFTX.

The deputy took Hester to his office where he arrested her. A field test later determined that half a gram of white powder found in her purse was cocaine, according to WFT

[AoTFan]

Oh, man, what is it about Florida that seems to generate all these headlines?

[kakihara]

Let this be a lesson: always snort cocaine BEFORE you pick your kids up from school.



-hmmm, never though about it before, she could have taken selfies while she did that.

[javakoala]

Oh, man, what is it about Florida that seems to generate all these headlines?

After having read Florida newspapers for over 5 years while working for a press clipping service, I can honestly say that Florida is "a wretched hive of scum and villainy". It embodies everything insane about America. It is not a good place. I personally will never go there. What I fear is that the rest of the country is slipping into the same state of crazy.

Yes, I am being serious.