What do you think of Balthazar?

[dean]

I had a girlfriend about 25 years ago who would have loved that name. She wanted us to get married in a castle and wanted me to wear a suit of armor. I ended up getting married to a different woman in Las Vegas and I wore a short-sleeved shirt. Fate is a funny thing. But I digress.

I'm getting visions of unlocking a chastity belt if you went ahead with that wedding...