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Pick a movie too bad for this site.

Started by Svengoolie 3, April 08, 2018, 12:14:04 AM

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Pacman000

So it does exist? Honestly, until you said that I was wondering if someone made it up; Wilipedia has had hoax articles before, & some of the details sound like some sort of sick joke.

Anyways, I don't think anyone can top it, tho I'm inclined to count it as porn, making it intelligible for this list.


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FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY NIGHTMARE (2006) - This movie tries to be deep and artsy, but it ends up being . . . well . . . a bloody nightmare. Totally incoherent and nearly unwatchable. And I bought the damned DVD.







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Quote from: Pacman000 on April 12, 2018, 11:54:57 AM
So it does exist? Honestly, until you said that I was wondering if someone made it up; Wilipedia has had hoax articles before, & some of the details sound like some sort of sick joke.

Anyways, I don't think anyone can top it, tho I'm inclined to count it as porn, making it intelligible for this list.



Well, it is a bona fide experimental art movie, so it is supposed to be unwatchable.
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