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Remakes/reboots: The good, the bad and the ugly.

Started by Svengoolie 3, April 20, 2018, 11:07:37 AM

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RCMerchant

Quote from: claws on April 21, 2018, 09:22:43 AM

Bad:

Conan the Barbarian (2011), 

Ugly:
The Haunting (1999),

I wasn't even aware they remade CONAN !

I agree with the HAUNTING remake.  Whatta load.


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GOOD
Vincent Price's HOUSE OF WAX (1953) was an excellent remake of Lionel Atwill's MYSTERY IN THE WAX MUSEUM (1933).
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS  (1978) was just as good as the 1956 version.

BAD
The OLD DARK HOUSE (1963) made a mockery of James Whales 1932 creepy classic.

UGLY
HOUSE OF WAX (2005) Dam. 2 words-Paris Hilton. UGH!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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beat_truck

Good:  Night Of the Living Dead (1990 version), The Crazies (2010)

Bad: The Fog (2005),  The Amityville Horror (2005)

Ugly:  The Wicker Man (2006), Day of the Dead (2008 AND 2017)

Obviously I'm not including ones the have already been mentioned.

Chainsawmidget


RCMerchant

#18
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 21, 2018, 05:47:36 PM
... somebody remade Plan 9?  


WHY?

Because they really don't get it. They are trying to make a buck pandering to BAD movie fans- dumb f**ks are just trying to make money on our thing.
Called lowest common denominator. :lookingup:
They end up doing just the opposite-being reviled by the community they try to infiltrate.
We are not stupid people. We know bad from BAD.  :drink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Allhallowsday

#19
The Good: KING KONG (1933)
The Bad:   KING KONG  (1976)
The Ugly:  KING KONG  (2005) Gorgeous film that is going down that road.  Isn't KONG a monster?  In the first film he grabs a girl out of her window and drops her in the street. 

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zombie no.one

I also didn't know there was a Plan 9 remake.

however the imdb description starts off:

QuotePlan 9 is the story of Nilbog, a small town

erm...did they even get the right movie? lol

RCMerchant

Quote from: zombie #1 on April 21, 2018, 11:55:38 PM
I also didn't know there was a Plan 9 remake.

however the imdb description starts off:

QuotePlan 9 is the story of Nilbog, a small town

erm...did they even get the right movie? lol

When a movie is trying to be bad you know your in trouble.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Svengoolie 3

I had never known there'd been a plan 9 remake till I saw it referred to here. I had to look it up.

Damn you for mentioning it!!!!!! :wink:
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