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Note to self: urine and microwaves don't mix.

Started by sprite75, May 06, 2018, 12:08:30 PM

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sprite75

Someone in Colorado found that out the hard way...

QuoteA woman in Aurora, Colorado was cited by police officers Thursday after allegedly damaging a microwave at a 7-Eleven by placing a urine sample in the microwave, causing the urine to "explode."

According to a report from the Aurora Police Department obtained by 9 News, officers cited Angelique Sanchez, 26, who was found waiting for a physical and urinalysis at a health clinic a half-mile north of the 7-Eleven.

This prompted the clerk to call the police, who were able to locate Sanchez at the health clinic waiting for the tests for a future job. According to the report, Sanchez told an officer that "she had cleaned up the mess and did not understand the problem."

"It appears that whoever was on his/her way to do a drug test did not feel that it was warm enough, so they decided to microwave it at 7-Eleven," Beaverton Police Spokesperson Mike Rowe said at the time.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

*Trevor reads post, tries same with own pee sample, blows up microwave*  :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.