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Leonard part 6?

Started by Svengoolie 3, May 15, 2018, 07:54:04 PM

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I see there was never a full review of "Leonard part 6" onn this site, which is kind if odd given that there as yet undiscovered tribes of lower Amazonian pygmies who have never seen a white man but they still know how bad Leonard part 6 was. Leonard part 6 is so bad that a paramecium lacking any cognitive or sensory functions whatsoever will still automatically move away from a DVD of it.

So would anyone here care to do a review of it? It's too bad no one can do a full on review but still a site like this is not complete without a good riff on this cinematic horror.
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Part 7 may include Leonard's adventures in a federal prison!
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Alex

#3
Ok, here is my review. Dirty pervert & rapist tries to make good movie and fails badly.
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bob

I kind of like this movie. Granted I haven't seen since Cosby was accused of what he did but....

It's a little rough in parts, I admit, but I laughed at the bulk of it.
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Quote from: Dark Alex on May 16, 2018, 11:00:16 AM
Ok, here is my review. Dirty pervert & rapist tries to make good movie and fails badly.
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Quote from: bob on May 16, 2018, 01:53:04 PM
I kind of like this movie. Granted I haven't seen since Cosby was accused of what he did but....

It's a little rough in parts, I admit, but I laughed at the bulk of it.

This is a movie that Cosby himself told people not to watch.
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Quote from: Ted C on May 17, 2018, 08:29:03 AM
Quote from: bob on May 16, 2018, 01:53:04 PM
I kind of like this movie. Granted I haven't seen since Cosby was accused of what he did but....

It's a little rough in parts, I admit, but I laughed at the bulk of it.

This is a movie that Cosby himself told people not to watch.
With good reason.

I tried to watch it once, because Tiana thought it might be funny. That was about 3 years ago. She said "this is stupid" and we watched BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR. Which is stupid in a good way.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Olivia Bauer

The worst thing Bill Cosby has done.

RCMerchant

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 17, 2018, 12:13:23 PM
The worst thing Bill Cosby has done.

Not quite. But close.
Worse he done was...selling pudding pops and raping women at the same time...that's gruesome. Like the Ice Cream Man fondling girls.

dam- I just pictured that in my mind. AH no.  :bluesad:
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Olivia Bauer

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 17, 2018, 01:20:15 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 17, 2018, 12:13:23 PM
The worst thing Bill Cosby has done.

Not quite. But close.
Worse he done was...selling pudding pops and raping women at the same time...that's gruesome. Like the Ice Cream Man fondling girls.

dam- I just pictured that in my mind. AH no.  :bluesad:

That's the joke.

Alex

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#12
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 16, 2018, 10:15:39 AM
Part 7 may include Leonard's adventures in a federal prison!
:bouncegiggle:

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 18, 2018, 01:49:46 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 17, 2018, 01:20:15 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 17, 2018, 12:13:23 PM
The worst thing Bill Cosby has done.
Not quite. But close.
Worse he done was...selling pudding pops and raping women at the same time...that's gruesome. Like the Ice Cream Man fondling girls.
dam- I just pictured that in my mind. AH no.  :bluesad:
That's the joke.

Uhm... huh?   :question:
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Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 18, 2018, 03:46:58 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 16, 2018, 10:15:39 AM
Part 7 may include Leonard's adventures in a federal prison!
:bouncegiggle:

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 18, 2018, 01:49:46 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 17, 2018, 01:20:15 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 17, 2018, 12:13:23 PM
The worst thing Bill Cosby has done.
Not quite. But close.
Worse he done was...selling pudding pops and raping women at the same time...that's gruesome. Like the Ice Cream Man fondling girls.
dam- I just pictured that in my mind. AH no.  :bluesad:
That's the joke.

Uhm... huh?   :question:

When I said "Worst thing Bill Cosby has ever done" that was meant to be a joke. Obviously raping people is way worse than making bad movies.
It's kinda like saying the worst thing to come from Germany is Uwe Boll. In retrospect RC was also making a joke by saying that the pudding pops was on par with rape but that flew right over my head. I totally misread his post.

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In retrospect the lobster crawling towards cosby's crotch was trying to preform a public service. (Yes that happened in Leonard part 6, a sickening parody to the laser scene in goldfinger..)
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