Captain Kirk busted rubbing one out at Florida bus stop.

[sprite75]

Yep who would've guessed that Captain Kirk was such a perv?

Clearwater police were called to a bus stop on Gulf to Bay Boulevard around 11:20 a.m. Monday for a report of a lewd and lascivious act.

Responding officers say they found a man sitting on a bench touching himself under his shorts. In an arrest report, police noted it was "obvious" the man was masturbating.

When officers asked what he was doing, the man told them, "I'm scratching myself."

The arrest report states the man told police his name was "James Tiberius Kirk," the full name of the fictional character Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Set phasers to stupid, Captain.

[RCMerchant]

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[Trevor]

Yep who would've guessed that Captain Kirk was such a perv?

Clearwater police were called to a bus stop on Gulf to Bay Boulevard around 11:20 a.m. Monday for a report of a lewd and lascivious act.

Responding officers say they found a man sitting on a bench touching himself under his shorts. In an arrest report, police noted it was "obvious" the man was masturbating.

When officers asked what he was doing, the man told them, "I'm scratching myself."

The arrest report states the man told police his name was "James Tiberius Kirk," the full name of the fictional character Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Set phasers to stupid, Captain.

At least he didn't say his name was Heywood Jablome 

[sprite75]

Help me Spock!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That would be at least worth a karma point or 300.