2019 Oscars thread!

[Alex]

Maybe we should say screw the Oscars and have a BMDO Awards party every year.

[316zombie]

only if i get to present an award wearing billy porter's tux gown. 

[Alex]

And there was me thinking we should do them all naked. Lol, you would be free to wear what ever you like. I feel that low budget versions of dresses worn by people at the awards would be appropriate. 

[Trevor]

And there was me thinking we should do them all naked. Lol, you would be free to wear what ever you like. I feel that low budget versions of dresses worn by people at the awards would be appropriate. 

I would wear my undies but then no one would come to the party.

[Leah]

I'm surprised that people didn't realize that the Oscars have been crap for the last few years. I don't recall where I heard it/read it, but the Oscars is for those who fellatio each other to win it. Maybe it's changing, maybe I don't care enough, but we'll see if it gets better.

[Trevor]

I'm surprised that people didn't realize that the Oscars have been crap for the last few years. I don't recall where I heard it/read it, but the Oscars is for those who fellatio each other to win it. Maybe it's changing, maybe I don't care enough, but we'll see if it gets better.

There's still people who believe that Charlize Theron was the first SA to win an Oscar.

[Rev. Powell]

I'm surprised that people didn't realize that the Oscars have been crap for the last few years. I don't recall where I heard it/read it, but the Oscars is for those who fellatio each other to win it. Maybe it's changing, maybe I don't care enough, but we'll see if it gets better.

It's not just for the last few years.

[Olivia Bauer]

I just watched "Skin", the short movie that somehow won the Oscar. I don't know how, it was pretty terrible.
But it is worth a laugh. Funny enough I gave it a 4/10 on IMDb, but noticed that I rated the wrong thing. There's another movie called Skin, made in 2018, by the same person, and it's feature length.
Yeah, that's confusing.

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Spoilers if you give a s**t
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The movie tried to tackle the topic of racism and did it in a very bad and awkward way. While an important subject matter, this movie didn't do a great job handling it.
But the main character is some kid with a crazy skin head dad. Racist dad beats up a black guy outside a super market. He ends up being abducted by the black guy's friends.
They knocked him out and somehow managed to tattoo his entire body black. Not sure if that's even possible. He came home and his kid mistook him for one of the black people
that kidnapped him and shot him dead with a rifle. And I laughed so hard I had to cover my mouth.

Very bad, very awkward, but fun for a laugh.
How it got an Oscar is a mystery.

[316zombie]

And there was me thinking we should do them all naked. Lol, you would be free to wear what ever you like. I feel that low budget versions of dresses worn by people at the awards would be appropriate. 

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i can do that. i've got a tux tshirt, i'll make the skirt from a vinyl tent and duct tape.