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FORTUNE COOKIE

Started by The Burgomaster, July 18, 2018, 06:20:44 PM

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The Burgomaster



"My fortune says, 'A man who goes to bed with an itchy bum wakes up with smelly fingers.'"






"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."