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Happy Hooker Movies?

Started by claws, January 26, 2019, 01:36:41 PM

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claws



Just wondering if anyone has seen the Happy Hooker movies. Apparently they made three.

The Happy Hooker (1975)
The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977)
The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980)

R-Rated exploitation/comedies with high camp values. The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980) even has Chris Lemmon and Adam West co-starring.

Any opinions?

Alex

Not a series I had ever heard of before alas.
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Quote from: Dark Alex on January 26, 2019, 01:43:01 PM
Not a series I had ever heard of before alas.

Or, want to see, apparently, unless you want to see Adam West's bare ass in, I believe, Happy Hooker Goes to Washington.

Correction
Adam West did bare his butt, but not in The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington, but, the 3rd one in the series The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood, which came out 3 years later after The Happy Hooker Goes to Washingon, which would be in 1980.

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LilCerberus

Really only 'heard of' the second one a couple of times when I was a kid, & that was it....

Lots of sleaze intended as serious film & 'couples movies' back in the '70s that I lost track...
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I saw one of them as a horny teenager and was disappointed even then.
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claws

Quote from: LilCerberus on January 26, 2019, 04:19:33 PM
Really only 'heard of' the second one a couple of times when I was a kid, & that was it....

I only ever saw the second one at display at our video rental store, never rented it though.

Looks like all three are Cannon productions, which is what peaked my interest.

RCMerchant

I'm aware of them. I even tried to watch the one that actually starred the real Happy Hooker Xavier Hollander, but it was horrifying. I hope she f**ks better than she acts.
Side note: I did find the book in a closet when I was a kid, just being nosy like kids are. I read a little-gave me an "Ewww!" feeling, because it was my stepmother's book.
Ewww!  :bluesad:
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Alex

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 27, 2019, 02:13:11 AM
I'm aware of them. I even tried to watch the one that actually starred the real Happy Hooker Xavier Hollander, but it was horrifying. I hope she f**ks better than she acts.
Side note: I did find the book in a closet when I was a kid, just being nosy like kids are. I read a little-gave me an "Ewww!" feeling, because it was my stepmother's book.
Ewww!  :bluesad:

If you think that is bad, just spare a thought for all the kids who in years to come will find the 50 Shades books hidden in their mother's wardrobe.
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I am my own god
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Quote from: RCMerchant on January 27, 2019, 02:13:11 AM
I'm aware of them. I even tried to watch the one that actually starred the real Happy Hooker Xavier Hollander, but it was horrifying. I hope she f**ks better than she acts.
Side note: I did find the book in a closet when I was a kid, just being nosy like kids are. I read a little-gave me an "Ewww!" feeling, because it was my stepmother's book.
Ewww!  :bluesad:

You just gave everyone here an "Eeewwwwww!!!!! "

I'm sure you're  very proud of  yourself.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Alex

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 27, 2019, 02:23:35 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 27, 2019, 02:13:11 AM
I'm aware of them. I even tried to watch the one that actually starred the real Happy Hooker Xavier Hollander, but it was horrifying. I hope she f**ks better than she acts.
Side note: I did find the book in a closet when I was a kid, just being nosy like kids are. I read a little-gave me an "Ewww!" feeling, because it was my stepmother's book.
Ewww!  :bluesad:

You just gave everyone here an "Eeewwwwww!!!!! "

I'm sure you're  very proud of  yourself.

Yup.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

claws

was just looking up Xaviera Hollander on wiki. Had no idea these movies were based on her book(s).
She did milk her Hooker years from when she was active in New York, released an album and erotic board game (!)


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