You might be a redneck Jedi if...

[Svengoolie 3]

... you've ever used your lightsabre as a bugzapper.

Your Jedi master was named Bubba Wan.

You've ever barbecued a bantha.

Jawas come to your place to buy stuff.

Your teeth are the same color as yoda's skin.

When you "feel the force" peolle leave  the room.

You've ever carried a keg of beer in your starfighter's astromech bay.

[BoyScoutKevin]

... you've ever used your lightsabre as a bugzapper.

Your Jedi master was named Hubba Wan.

You've ever barbecued a bantha.

Jawas come to your place to buy stuff.

Your teeth are the same color as yoda's skin.

When you "feel the force" peolle leave  the room.

You've ever carried a keg of beer in your starfighter's astromech bay.

Or, you barbecued a Porg.

[Svengoolie 3]

Imperial stormtroopers are not the first bad guys dressed all in white you've seen.

Your local crime boss was bubba the hutt.

Han Solo thinks your ship is junky.

You have ever been mistaken for a wookie.

[retrorussell]

Your moonshine comes from an actual moon.

[Pacman000]

Your robes are plaid flannel.

You had a light saber duel with Bigfoot. 

You live in a hover-home.