For the record...

[Svengoolie 3]

I did not think this was right, or justified. I think he deserves some punishment.

And oddly enough it wasn't in florida, which alone makes it almost newsworthy.

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/08/nd-man-pleads-guilty-to-masturbating-in-churchs-baptismal-pool-during-mass/