I don't even want to know what he wanted them for.

[Svengoolie 3]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-stealing-truck-full-of-coffins/ar-AABkZV1?OCID=ansmsnnews11

[sprite75]

I wonder if he even knew about the caskets when he decided to steal that particular Ryder truck?  It sounds to me like he just happened to steal the one truck that had caskets in the back and once he took the truck couldn't really stop. 

[Svengoolie 3]

So either he was stealing coffins for reasons no sane mind dare contemplate, or he just stole a truck randomly not knowing what was in it.

One is disturbing, the other is stupid.

[sprite75]

So either he was stealing coffins for reasons no sane mind dare contemplate, or he just stole a truck randomly not knowing what was in it.

One is disturbing, the other is stupid.

Even with Florida Man stupid is usually the default mode.