Man said playing basketball in the nude enhanced his skill level

[sprite75]

Yeah, it was a man from that state.

A nude man found playing basketball last night in a Florida park told police that "he feels playing naked enhances his skill level," according to an arrest report detailing the hoopster's bust for indecent exposure.

Responding to a call about a "white male who was not wearing clothing" inside Candyland Park in Longwood, an Orlando suburb, a patrolman discovered Jordon Anderson, 29, shooting hoops while unencumbered by any clothing.

When Officer William Humphries asked Anderson what he was doing, the suspect "stated he was working on his basketball skills and he feels playing naked enhances his skill level." Anderson, the report notes, "was asked to put his clothing on and he complied."

[Trevor]

If I played basketball like that, no one would want to play with me