Now You Too Can Join The Illuminati!

ER · September 28, 2019, 08:40:57 PM

Clearly Nigerian scammers are old news, because tonight I found this in my junk folder....

"INVITATION FROM THE BROTHERHOOD

Hello!!! If you want to be a member of the great Illuminati Brotherhood and start earning 1,000,000 euros per month and be popular among others and have wealth and fame, this is your only chance to be a member of the Illuminati. I was sent by the Illuminati High Command to bring 72 members to the Illuminati, I've got 52, so we're looking for 20, so try and be among the twenty people to be rich and famous. Apply now and contact us by e-mail at: lordwalkerlllmkmlife@hotmail.com"

There you have it, gang, the Illuminati use Hotmail!

indianasmith · September 28, 2019, 09:51:36 PM

Dangit, I didn't get an invite! And here I've covered for them all these years by insisting to my students that they don't exist.
I am MIFFED!!!

Svengoolie 3 · September 28, 2019, 11:29:44 PM

What made you think I wasn't already a member?

Rev. Powell · September 29, 2019, 09:12:57 AM

Eh, sure it SOUNDS great, but when you consider all the hours you have to put in trying to convince people the earth is round and that Michelle Obama is a woman, it's really not worth the hassle. Plus, the dental sucks, and we have really high prescription co-pays.

bob · September 29, 2019, 09:38:04 AM

Wahoo! I've always wanted to join them

Alex · September 29, 2019, 01:08:36 PM

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Geddit?

Meh, never mind.

ER · September 29, 2019, 01:15:13 PM

Quote from: Alex on September 29, 2019, 01:08:36 PM
Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Geddit?

Meh, never mind.

LOL

Gabriel Knight · September 30, 2019, 07:00:50 AM

Why would you be popular among others? Isn't supposed to be a secret organization?