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Started by RCMerchant, March 04, 2020, 03:04:49 PM

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RCMerchant

What in the name of Satan's Black Wedding is this..?  :buggedout:
Why is this guy pointing a guitar with a finger on it? Why's he aiming it like a gun?
And being it's by the Shaw Bros., it's a kung fu movie!
And it stars Dean Reed, the so called 'Red Elvis'!



What really weird WTF movies have you heard of? Or seen?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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VenomX73

yesh........ yep, lol thats a rare one!
Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

kornula

I must have this movie!

zombie no.one

found it on youtube as SOTTO A CHI TOCCA (in Spanish). looks like a zany comedy action romp. can't figure out the significance of that weird guitar/ukelele thing...


zombie no.one

how about this one (I have not seen it):

DOG LAY AFTERNOON (1976)
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0074201/

"A young girl witnesses her mother having sex with the family dog. When her father finds out, he burns the dog alive. "

erm, ok.


RCMerchant

#5
Quote from: zombie no.one on March 05, 2020, 04:51:35 AM
how about this one (I have not seen it):

DOG LAY AFTERNOON (1976)
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0074201/

"A young girl witnesses her mother having sex with the family dog. When her father finds out, he burns the dog alive. "

erm, ok.




I seen an ad selling a movie of Linda Lovelace doing the hibbity jibbity with a dog. My Dad had a stack of Hustlers magazines under his work bench in the basement. I had my bedroom down there. I found them easy.
When I saw that ad my little peter shrunk like a peanut.  :bluesad:

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

#6
OVERLORDS OF THE UFO (1976)
This is the Ed Wood of documentaries. I don't know if I'm watching an old episode of Space Ghost or the TV News. It's dam stupid.

Here's the whole blasted thing! If any movie can make me want to jump off a cliff, it's this one!


http://youtu.be/Q2PhEuZM_BY
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

Ok, 2 Asians dressed up like bunnies toting a rifle.
A filmed fever dream of Elmer Fudd's?

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

The Burgomaster

"Challenge of the Golden Fists," you say? I MUST have this. I MUST!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."