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What's in the librarey?

Started by RCMerchant, January 25, 2020, 12:48:12 AM

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RCMerchant

As in the bathroom.
I have some Mad magazines on the tank.
So- what ya reading while sitting on the pot?  :question:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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retrorussell

I may whip out my smartphone and look stuff up on it real quick.  I don't read on the can-- I want to do my business and go.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

ER

Honestly, our bathrooms are the only rooms in the house without books. Books are everywhere else.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

claws

Jokes for The John, it's a book on a hook.

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

The Burgomaster

3 books stay there permanently:

* The Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film
* The Psychotronic Video Guide
* Mail Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads

In addition, I usually have:

* Whatever Doc Savage paperback I happen to be reading
* 2 or 3 comic books

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

indianasmith

My journal - that 's where I do my heavy writing!
And one or two of my cartoon anthologies - DILBERT, BLOOM COUNTY, GET FUZZY.  I rotate them as I read.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Allhallowsday

#7
A dictionary... a thesaurus... Strunk and White's Elements of Style... oh, THAT library...
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

chefzombie

don't EVEN...EVER!

Paquita

The bookshelf in my powder room has a book on manners and and another on Victorian etiquette and one about poop.  For a while I had a joke book in there and when my husband's cousin was visiting one day, he used the bathroom and came out and immediately told us a bunch of jokes from the book and we called him out on it and he angrily denied that he got them from the book and said he'd known those jokes for years and didn't even see the book.


Allhallowsday

Quote from: Paquita on January 25, 2020, 10:39:16 PM
The bookshelf in my powder room has a book on manners and and another on Victorian etiquette and one about poop.  For a while I had a joke book in there and when my husband's cousin was visiting one day, he used the bathroom and came out and immediately told us a bunch of jokes from the book and we called him out on it and he angrily denied that he got them from the book and said he'd known those jokes for years and didn't even see the book.
It's always a pleasure to see you participating Paquita.   :thumbup:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!