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Started by Trevor, January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM

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Trevor

January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM
My boss asked me to come up with a list of safety equipment we need and the thread title is the first thing that came into my head.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Allhallowsday

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January 15, 2020, 10:46:07 AM
You are twisted.   :bouncegiggle:
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LilCerberus

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January 15, 2020, 12:07:14 PM
I believe boxers & baseball players call it simply a "cup".
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Trevor

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January 15, 2020, 03:03:37 PM
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

bob

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January 15, 2020, 05:32:46 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM
My boss asked me to come up with a list of safety equipment we need and the thread title is the first thing that came into my head.  :teddyr:

How did your boss respond to the suggstion  :teddyr:
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Trevor

#5
January 15, 2020, 10:24:50 PM
Quote from: bob on January 15, 2020, 05:32:46 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM
My boss asked me to come up with a list of safety equipment we need and the thread title is the first thing that came into my head.  :teddyr:

How did your boss respond to the suggstion  :teddyr:

She hasn't seen the list yet and just btw, I've  known her for over 30 years so she's OK with my quirky sense of humor.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#6
January 16, 2020, 01:19:34 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 15, 2020, 12:07:14 PM
I believe boxers & baseball players call it simply a "cup".

Cricket players call it a box: very uncomfortable to wear.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

chefzombie

#7
January 16, 2020, 11:31:56 PM
trev, you DO have a way of making me laugh at JUST the right time, thank you!  :cheers:
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The Burgomaster

#8
January 17, 2020, 12:17:52 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM
My boss asked me to come up with a list of safety equipment we need and the thread title is the first thing that came into my head.  :teddyr:

That's a nutty idea.


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ER

#9
January 23, 2020, 10:46:42 PM
Someday, when I'm a god, I'm going to give the men on my planet a break and design a little rib cage that grows under the skin in front of the scrotum.

You're welcome, future men under my benevolent thrall.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Trevor

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January 24, 2020, 01:33:01 AM
Quote from: ER on January 23, 2020, 10:46:42 PM
Someday, when I'm a god, I'm going to give the men on my planet a break and design a little rib cage that grows under the skin in front of the scrotum.

You're welcome, future men under my benevolent thrall.

I remember you said a few years back that you once accidentally hit a guy in the cojones either with a tennis ball or racket and that the poor guy just collapsed.  :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

#11
January 24, 2020, 10:05:40 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 24, 2020, 01:33:01 AM
Quote from: ER on January 23, 2020, 10:46:42 PM
Someday, when I'm a god, I'm going to give the men on my planet a break and design a little rib cage that grows under the skin in front of the scrotum.

You're welcome, future men under my benevolent thrall.

I remember you said a few years back that you once accidentally hit a guy in the cojones either with a tennis ball or racket and that the poor guy just collapsed.  :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:

And I later married him.   :lookingup:

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

pennywise37

#12
January 26, 2020, 12:33:24 AM
thanks for the good laughs ladies and gents i really needed one.
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