Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!

sprite75 · February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM

Alex · February 15, 2020, 12:35:32 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM

The sex shop had a very uninspiring collection of blow up dolls.

LilCerberus · February 15, 2020, 12:49:03 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM

Give me a minute on this thing we're doing. I mean, what we're doing. What are we doing, sarge?

chainsaw midget · February 15, 2020, 10:35:42 PM

It's his own personal Jesus! He picked up the receiver and they made him a believer!

retrorussell · February 16, 2020, 02:38:26 AM

Jesus, you old so and so! How you been, my man!!!

GAK! You're crushing me! Put me down this instant!!!

sprite75 · February 18, 2020, 01:58:02 PM

Quote from: retrorussell on February 16, 2020, 02:38:26 AM
Jesus, you old so and so! How you been, my man!!!

GAK! You're crushing me! Put me down this instant!!!

Yeah you made my legs pop off already!

LilCerberus · February 18, 2020, 02:14:13 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM

http://youtu.be/WVJ-Wlacc-E

Alex · February 18, 2020, 03:46:19 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM

Since he could no longer run away, Jesus just had to hope the thing digging into his side was just his captors keys.