Pennsylvania Man asks Florida Man to hold his beer and crystal meth

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A Pennsylvania man charged with breaking into a neighbor's house and attacking several residents claimed he invaded the property while chasing after a "demon dog" at Satan's direction, police report.

And, yes, crystal meth appears to have played a central role in the bizarre March 1 home invasion in Luzerne Township, which is 45 miles south of Pittsburgh.

According to a probable cause affidavit, a woman told cops that Terry Murphy, 31, entered her home without permission around 2 PM Sunday. Murphy allegedly choked the woman and her teenage daughter while yelling "Praise God." He was then chased from the residence by the woman's husband.

During police questioning, Murphy continued to yell about Jesus and his demons, and disclosed his pursuit of the demon dog.