Barri, do not look at this thread.

[Alex]

[Allhallowsday]

Oh bah-ruh-uh-ther! 

[chainsaw midget]

That seems like a hell of a lot of effort to make a fake version of something when you already have all the parts to make a real version and it would be 1000 times easier. 

[Rev. Powell]

That is evil. 

[RCMerchant]

Worse than evil. Even Satan would have a problem with that. 

[chefzombie]

BURN THE MOTHA DOWN!!!! you know i had to look....

[Leah]

This is some bookshelf secret door shenanigans.

[RCMerchant]

As a book lover and collector-that's just plain wrong. 

[Paquita]

I've seen this stuff in REAL LIFE guys!  It was at a furniture store.  I think a thrift store even.  I was cradling one of the mutilated books and one of the employees saw me and I think I had a sad look of "why?" and he said they did it to deter people from stealing them.

[Alex]

BURN THE MOTHA DOWN!!!! you know i had to look....

Oh, I knew you would. I told you if the Tom Ellis thing didn't work then I'd find another way to torture you.

[Allhallowsday]

I think it's kinda cool... not... uhm I have piles of books (and CDs) that were "discarded" either by libraries or on the street the day before junk pickup. 

[chefzombie]

BURN THE MOTHA DOWN!!!! you know i had to look....

Oh, I knew you would. I told you if the Tom Ellis thing didn't work then I'd find another way to torture you.

darling butthead, you show your love for me in strange,imaginative ways...little brothers are like that, i'm told.