Just carve the f**king statutes!

[sprite75]

Sculptor: Come on guys, smile
Pilate: Just carve the f**king statutes! 
Jesus: Yeah what Pontius said!  We've got other things to do than stand around here grinning like f**king idiots for the next decade or so.

[Rev. Powell]

Jesus, my wife told me she had a strange dream last night that someday someone called "Indiana Smith" will write a book about me.