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"Scarlet Warning 666" AKA "Scarlet Love" will be released for the first time

Started by Rev. Powell, May 13, 2026, 05:23:26 PM

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Rev. Powell

A legendary "lost" bad film. Read the insane story from Grindhouse Releasing:

https://shop.grindhousereleasing.com/products/palmer-rockeys-scarlet-warning-666-deluxe-3-disc-blu-ray-set-only-3000-numbered-units

I read about this in the old Book of the Subgenius, where Rev. Ivan Stang raved, "NO MAN can even barely begin to conceive of the PURITY OF PSYCHOSIS displayed by this motion picture without actually seeing it." I wasn't even sure it was a real movie, and was pretty sure I would never get the chance to see it; now it's sitting on my wishlist, just waiting for me to click "buy."

This trailer should whet your appetite: https://youtu.be/-nEGNxW-pk4?si=Q1DTInvg7lXOR7dE
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

😆😅😀🤣😄

That trailer makes Neil Breen look like an Oscar winner. 😉🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

chainsaw midget

This feels like somebody describing their dream to you. 

"So, anyway, there are these girls standing their in their underwear while I'm praising the sky, and then there's a pirate hat on a coffin, and then..."

Dr. Whom

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 13, 2026, 08:07:39 PMThis feels like somebody describing their dream to you. 

"So, anyway, there are these girls standing their in their underwear while I'm praising the sky, and then there's a pirate hat on a coffin, and then..."

🤣😆😄😀🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.