The handy Afrikaans curseword and phrase dictionary

[Trevor]

Phrase: "Hier kom kak."
Pronounciation: Hiii-rear kom kuk
Meaning: "Crap is on the way and will be arriving shortly" 

Word: "Voetsek" [or tsek for short]
Pronounciation: Foot-sack.
Meaning: A nicer way of saying f off to someone.

Phrase: "Jou moer"
Pronounciation: Yo moo-er
Meaning: "Up yours".

Phrase: "Jou ma se ouma se antie se oupa se tottie se punt"
Untranslatable term of abuse 

[Newt]

Trevor!    

I could have occasion to use that first one - but there are so many Dutch-speakers in my neighbourhood , I wouldn't dare!  (Though I think those limited to English would also 'get' it based on the mere sound of the words.  And my expression.   )  I have to keep things family-rated around here.

Otherwise...useful!  

[Trevor]

Trevor!    

I could have occasion to use that first one - but there are so many Dutch-speakers in my neighbourhood , I wouldn't dare!  (Though I think those limited to English would also 'get' it based on the mere sound of the words.  And my expression.   )  I have to keep things family-rated around here.

Otherwise...useful!