What is it with Florida people and sex toys?

[sprite75]

A couple people down in Florida got into it over a sex toy

A dispute over possession of a sex toy turned violent early Saturday and resulted in the arrest of a Florida Woman for battery, according to court records.

Responding to a "domestic violence situation" at a home in St. Lucie County, cops interviewed a male victim who said that he and Chelsea White, 34, were "having a verbal argument over a handbag and a sex toy" he owned.

"As the argument progressed, the victim asked White to return the sex toy to him because he owned it," police reported. However, "White refused to give the sex toy back to the victim."

Unable to secure the return of his sex toy, the victim picked up White's handbag and declared, "I have your bag, give me back my property." A struggle for control of the handbag followed, with White allegedly kicking and biting the man. The victim, cops say, "punched White to make her stop biting him."

Police thought Florida Woman was the primary aggressor here so they took her into custody.

[LilCerberus]

Maybe it was one of those gold plated celebrity signature models.....

[Morpheus, the unwoke.]

Something in that Saturn V rocket fuel?