Where I REALLY was this weekend:

[indianasmith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IxRNux12E

[Trevor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IxRNux12E

Nah, I don't believe it. You were on a perilous jungle adventure being stalked by machete wielding, unicycle riding monks in league with the desert monkeys from Sands of the Kalahari 

[indianasmith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IxRNux12E

Nah, I don't believe it. You were on a perilous jungle adventure being stalked by machete wielding, unicycle riding monks in league with the desert monkeys from Sands of the Kalahari 

Well, there are a lot of hours in a weekend - and I travel fast! LOL

[Alex]

I bet he had to fight off a whole load of Putin's finest agents while stowing away on a pirate ship loaded up with secret treasures from Atlantis.

[indianasmith]

I bet he had to fight off a whole load of Putin's finest agents while stowing away on a pirate ship loaded up with secret treasures from Atlantis.

Actually, they had already been defeated by the lesbian Nazi bikers - who apparently all have Ukrainian girlfriends!

[Trevor]

I bet he had to fight off a whole load of Putin's finest agents while stowing away on a pirate ship loaded up with secret treasures from Atlantis.

Actually, they had already been defeated by the lesbian Nazi bikers - who apparently all have Ukrainian girlfriends!

😆😆😆😃🐢