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Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey

Started by Cult_Moody_Movies, February 13, 2023, 04:32:13 PM

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Cult_Moody_Movies

Anybody else planning on seeing it? Going to my soon to be closing Regal in my area.

I remember checking the Fathom Events page earlier this year and there was only one showing. There is now nine. XD Surprising this trashy horror movie has caught so much momentum. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs-fkqZDZ_0

chainsaw midget

I didn't even know this was going to theaters.  I thought this was straight to DVD.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"


chainsaw midget

Oh why the hell not?  It's been a while since I watched a horror movie in a theater.

ER

Back in the day there was this autistic boy who was terrified of Winnie the Pooh. I mean he'd lose his s**t over this movie. Sure, I'll see if it it shows up on streaming, why not?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

chainsaw midget

Apparently Blood and Honey is now made it into Rotten Tomatoes 100 Worst movies of all time list. 

It sits right between Uwe Boll's In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege and Scary Movie V.

Apparently a sequel is already in the works, along with horror versions of Bambi and Peter Pan.  The guy who made the movie said he wants to make an Anti-Disney Horrorverse. 

More power to him, I say.

Cult_Moody_Movies

Rotten Tomatoes really doesn't mean anything anymore, let alone there is no such thing as bad publicity. XD

When I went to go see the film, the audience was groaning the entire time. That being said I noticed this things had showtimes till March so look forward to more of these. Being honest I had WAY more fun at this over Cocaine Bear. Blood and Honey embraced its stupidity.


ER

If I had to be slain by a beloved children's book character, like HAD to be? I'd choose Pooh, because somehow it'd be comforting to feel those fuzzy yellow paws around my throat, and to know my remains would be paired with an accompaniment of delicious hunny.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

While I found this film dull, flat and uninspiring, I didn't quite think it was this bad:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/willskipworth/2023/07/02/the-worst-film-of-2023-so-far-a-sadistic-winnie-the-pooh-gets-whipped-by-critics/

I that in a post-Terrifier 2 world if you want to make this kind of film you really need to raise your game a bit.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.