unintentionaly hillarious dialoug prt2

[kriss emmett]

this is part two of the above that is even more extatic when you hear it on my homelands premier t.v station (bbc1) a news reader (michale burke) said while watching a couple gazing at the 1999 solar eclipse and i quote.

"They must be cold, their both rubbing each other and he just came in his shorts.

A football (soccer) comentator doing his comentry at the recent world cup 2002 comments on the leadership skills of england goalkeeper David Seaman.

"The england team must feel very secure when they have seaman covering their balls".

i thank you
kriss emmett

[kriss emmett]

oh come on not one single reply this is funny stuff goddammit oh bolloks to it maybe this reply might float it to the top again.

[Goon]

             All right, here's a quote from a newscaster, I'm not quite sure if it's funny or just stupid:  "Tonight people are wondering how a meeting between young women and young men could lead to sex."
             Very easily I imagine.  (and now the disclaimer covering my a**)  I don't think the case this refers to is in any way humerous nor do I intend to offend anyone, but when the newscaster says something like that you've got to laugh.
------------------ooo-'U'-ooo-----------Kilroy was here.

[kriss emmett]

Thanks for replying dude time for part three

[Neville]

Some joke from "Buffy, the vampire slayer":

Vampire #2 (Re: Vampire #1): You killed him!
Faith: Who are you, the narrator?!

[kriss emmett]

if you like this lets get rolling on my new post (more hillarious movie dialogue)

[J.R.]

The Dirty Dozen: Lee Marvin says to his troops, "The sooner you get it up the quicker you can sleep in out of the rain,". Highly unorthodox military training.