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[slasherfan]

WOW, look how cleaver I am that spells TROLL TWO BACKWARDS.
I do like the way the Goblins think, put out and ad to swap houses with people for a month of vacation, anyone who's STUPID enough to go for this deserves whatever they get. The goblins probably presume their friends would think/hope they drove off a cliff or something, I'm pretty sure no one would miss the Wait family.

I must admite I do love Troll two (not because it's a good movie in any sence of the word) I love it like most of you because it's utter @!#$.
This movie HAS to star the WORST actress of all time, yes I'm talking about Holly, the girl who makes you want to go on a mass killing spree, ridding the world of ANYONE named Holly. Maybe it's a good thing the acting is so bad, would the movie be the same with good acting?
My fave scene is when Holly shows up on Elliots Camper Step and says
"Choose Elliot Choose, me or your friends"
Elliot replies "I don't understand" To this Holly decides to give him a big punch in the face and floors the fool.
"Now do you understand" Holly asks. Humm, what's to understand, Elliot is dating a psycho control freak from hell. Why the hell isn't Elliot aloud have friends (although his friend ship with the lads seems a litte TOO close). Anyway these two are perfect for each other, they are BOTH idiots, just like mr and misses Wait.

[Mofo Rising]

I too have an inordinate amount of goodwill towards TROLL 2.  I used to think of it as the most bizarrely incompetent movie I've ever seen.  However, a recent viewing of SLAPSTICK has made me reconsider that ruling.

Still, I love it because every moment is a non-sequitir from what has gone before, not to mention at complete odds with any parallel to real life.

"Joshua!  Sing that song I like so much!"
"Ah, Mom, but I don't wanna'."
"Start singing!"
"Row, row, row your boat. . ."

Man I'd love to see the production notes for this movie.