Wolfenstein movie on the way

[J.R.]

The awesome video game Return To Castle Wolfenstein is being adapted by the screenwriter of xXx. Why is this bad movie news? RTCW features a lone soldier killing Nazis...and Nazi zombies!!!

[Chadzilla]

Oh great, Shock Waves with guns!

[Akira Tubo]

Who wants to take bets on how much it'll suck?

[systemcr4sh]

I call for a 95% ratio of suck
Give or take 5%.
Who challenges?

[J.R.]

Or it could go the route of Street Fighter or Super Mario Bros. and be absolutely nothing like the game. And the 'Krauts' from the game will be called "Persons with differing political beliefs".

[Mofo Rising]

J.R. wrote:
>
> Or it could go the route of Street Fighter or Super Mario
> Bros. and be absolutely nothing like the game. And the
> 'Krauts' from the game will be called "Persons with differing
> political beliefs".

Nah.  Nazis are the enemies everybody is free to indiscriminately hate.  That's why they're used so often.

I'd like to see a movie based off the original WOLFENSTEIN 3-D.  Imagine!  A man roams endless, nondescript hallways, ceaselessly searching for secret doors!  All the Nazis look alike and use the same four lines!  Every time somebody leaves to use the bathroom the movie insults them!

It would be fantastic.

Or we could go back to the really original wolfenstein.  Everything is really dark, except for our hero, who is a small white smudge.  The plot is very thin, but it definitely involves finding the correct pass.

[Luke Bannon]

Sounds OK.