The Rats!! The Rats!!

[peter johnson]

It would be great if everyone would go to some of the posts on "fire extinguisher:  the ultimate weapon" & please think of all the things wrong with this picture.  I sure as hell didn't catch them all, I'm sure.
Other stuff:
Uniformed rescue personnel will not approach a disaster in a subway tunnel, but will wait on the platform to give a hand up to fleeing victims.
If someone is using a handgun to try and stop an onslaught of deadly vicious rats, the most helpful thing to do is jump on him from behind & wrest the handgun from his grasp.
Thousands of rats attacking a subway car will only devour one person who steps outside the car.
Having said this, the best thing to do once the rats get inside the car is to walk gingerly past them to get outside the car.
Extermination personnel in New York City always wear black leather Gucci outfits.
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Now, we watched a janitor who hit a rat with a bat get 'et in the first few minutes.  So, when a mom with a bat does the same thing, we get a closeup of a rat going all squinty-eyed at her.  Makes you think she's next, right?  Nope:  Even when she ends up in a pool full of thousands of rats, she gets hauled out with nary a scratch, instead of being willardized.
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Mutant killer sewer rats are pleasantly obese & have shiny, healthy, well-groomed coats, unlike actual subway rats one may encounter in real life.
Hordes of swimming rats attacking a victim will always swim in very mathematically precise formations & stop short of attacking anything if the intended victim manages to climb out of the pool.

I love this picture.  For something with an obvious budget, it's far worse than it should be.  Replaces "Night of The Lepus" as favorite Bad Mammal movie.
peter johnson

[Chadzilla]

I HATE THAT I MISSED THIS MOVIE!!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!