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Who has watched the "Thunder Warrior" trilogy??

Started by Eric, December 04, 2002, 12:17:41 PM

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Eric

Holy crap, if you're looking for some action packed movies that are so dumb and ridiculous you'll be laughing the entire time, then go find the movies Thunder Warrior 1, 2 & 3.  You'll be glad you did!  It stars Mark Gregory as "Thunder", the american indian who's defending his land against the people who want to build on it.  The construction workers and the racist police push him too far so he takes matters into his own hands!  Arming himself with a bow&arrow and a bazooka, he kills the police, blows up the cop cars, and destroys the police station and bank!
At the end of the movie, he gets away from the last remaining cops by tricking them into thinking he's dead.  The box reads "They gave him hate, he gave them hell!"  Hahahaha!!

Then in the second movie Thunder back, and this time he's a cop!  Man, I thought the first one was stupid as hell, but the second one is even dumber!  He goes and kills tons of police in the first movie, but he's a cop in the second one?!  This is the type of logic used in all three films, so I recommend anyone with a love of retarded movies to seek these out.  You'll be laughing throughout all three!

-Eric

P.S.  Has anybody already seen these?  I'd be curious to hear your comments on them!

Chadzilla

This is the First Blood clone 'trilogy' that features Bo (faux Bufurd Pusser) Svenson as The Sheriff, right?  These things look terrific!  I regret missing them back in the day when just about anything got stocked in Video Rental stores...they still available?

Chadzilla
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Eric

Yup, those are the movies I'm talking about!  They're hilarious, seek them out.  I got my copies from www.ebay.com.  I think I paid like $4 bucks each for them, and believe me, they were worth every penny!  I'm sure they're out of print, but if you look you can find them out there.

-Eric

Deadance

Yes I have I saw only part 1 and 2 but I heard in part 3 motorcycle gang kidnaped his wife and thunder has to get her back but in part 2 the police man shot thunder at the end didn't he.Eric wrote:
>
> Holy crap, if you're looking for some action packed movies
> that are so dumb and ridiculous you'll be laughing the entire
> time, then go find the movies Thunder Warrior 1, 2 & 3.
> You'll be glad you did!  It stars Mark Gregory as "Thunder",
> the american indian who's defending his land against the
> people who want to build on it.  The construction workers and
> the racist police push him too far so he takes matters into
> his own hands!  Arming himself with a bow&arrow and a
> bazooka, he kills the police, blows up the cop cars, and
> destroys the police station and bank!
> At the end of the movie, he gets away from the last remaining
> cops by tricking them into thinking he's dead.  The box reads
> "They gave him hate, he gave them hell!"  Hahahaha!!
>
> Then in the second movie Thunder back, and this time he's a
> cop!  Man, I thought the first one was stupid as hell, but
> the second one is even dumber!  He goes and kills tons of
> police in the first movie, but he's a cop in the second
> one?!  This is the type of logic used in all three films, so
> I recommend anyone with a love of retarded movies to seek
> these out.  You'll be laughing throughout all three!
>
> -Eric
>
> P.S.  Has anybody already seen these?  I'd be curious to hear
> your comments on them!

Steven Millan

                  Yes,I unfortunately have,and here's my one-word opinion on them all:
            Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

Eric

Yes, they kidnap his wife, then they string her up to a tree with her arms up in the air.  When they do this, they reveal his wife's hairy armpits!!!  Yuck!!

-Eric


Deadance wrote:
>
> Yes I have I saw only part 1 and 2 but I heard in part 3
> motorcycle gang kidnaped his wife and thunder has to get her
> back but in part 2 the police man shot thunder at the end
> didn't he.Eric wrote:
> >
> > Holy crap, if you're looking for some action packed movies
> > that are so dumb and ridiculous you'll be laughing the entire
> > time, then go find the movies Thunder Warrior 1, 2 & 3.
> > You'll be glad you did!  It stars Mark Gregory as "Thunder",
> > the american indian who's defending his land against the
> > people who want to build on it.  The construction workers and
> > the racist police push him too far so he takes matters into
> > his own hands!  Arming himself with a bow&arrow and a
> > bazooka, he kills the police, blows up the cop cars, and
> > destroys the police station and bank!
> > At the end of the movie, he gets away from the last remaining
> > cops by tricking them into thinking he's dead.  The box reads
> > "They gave him hate, he gave them hell!"  Hahahaha!!
> >
> > Then in the second movie Thunder back, and this time he's a
> > cop!  Man, I thought the first one was stupid as hell, but
> > the second one is even dumber!  He goes and kills tons of
> > police in the first movie, but he's a cop in the second
> > one?!  This is the type of logic used in all three films, so
> > I recommend anyone with a love of retarded movies to seek
> > these out.  You'll be laughing throughout all three!
> >
> > -Eric
> >
> > P.S.  Has anybody already seen these?  I'd be curious to hear
> > your comments on them!