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Worst comic book movies

Started by Megafury, December 07, 2002, 08:11:10 PM

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Megafury

I'm not sure if anybody done a topic like this before but I'd say the worst comic movies by far are Batman & Robin, Captain America and Fantastic Four.

J.R.

There's also Superman 4, which blew away even comic book plausibility.

The direct-to-video Vampirella is pretty bad, but saved by T&A, naturally.


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Drezzy

The Crow: City Of Angels  is perhaps one of the downright WORST movies I've ever seen. It has NONE of the emotions that made the first one a memorable film, and tries hard to convey the image of Ashe as a 100% good person, only killing because he knows it's what to do, and never thinking twice about anything. The original had Eric Draven constantly in an emotional wreck, and really got the point across that Draven did not know why he was back.

And as the world began crumbling down
Nobody around seemed to care

Megafury

I got that Vampirella movie, good thing there was T&A of that girl from Mortal Kombat.

Paul Westbrook

Without a dount, my two choices for the worst comic book movies would have to be the Wonder Woman movie with Cathy Lee Crosby, and the Punisher. Also Return of the Swamp Thing

Brother Ragnarok

I'm with Paul.  The Punisher sucks ass.  I remember Return of Swamp Thing rocking when I was a little kid, but I watched it again recently on the Sci Fi Channel and could barely sit through that end battle where the bad guy's head caves in every time he moves.  Good thing the first Swamp Thing movie still kicks ass.

Brother Ragnarok

Squishy

I haven't seen "The Fantastic Four," or "The Spirit" starring Sam J. Jones of "Flash Gordon" infamy--and I've only viddied a few clips from "Justice League of America" (clips no longer seem to work, but there are pics) --but I'll have to say that "Captain America" sucks on toast. Look, this is more ambitious, yet WORSE, than the Reb Brown "Cap'n America" TV-movies. How is that possible? Long answer short: Albert Pyun.

Runners-up: DC's "fantastic IVs"--"Superman IV: The Quest For Peace" and "Batman & Nipples," and those two gawful Europey classics, "The Pumaman" and "Supersonic Man." AAAAAARGH!

Neville

My personal vote is for "Spawn". CGI images are truly appalling, acting sucks, dialogues are so bad they hurt your ears, and it even fails in delivering the action  and violence you may expect. And don't make me talk about the soundtrack.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Drezzy

Any soundtrack that includes Atari Teenage Riot, Slayer, Stabbing Westward, and Metallica is alright in my book.

And as the world began crumbling down
Nobody around seemed to care

Megafury

Slayer was okay, Metallica's song wasn't that good on the soundtrack though.

Spawn, yeah I hated that cgi stuff.

Drezzy

Seeing as how it was a s**tty remix of "For Whom The Bell Tolls," I agree.

We need more ballsy soundtracks, no more Top 40 pieces of pop/punk pop/rock s**t.

And as the world began crumbling down
Nobody around seemed to care

Megafury

yup, we need more metal bands doing soundtracks, Cannibal Corpse was on the Ace Ventura soundtrack, thats the only extreme metal band that did a soundtrack I could think of

Evan3

A real bad one is Mystery Men.

Mofo Rising

I liked MYSTERY MEN a lot.  The whole thing is one big in joke to superhero fans.  It's no wonder it failed miserably at the box office.

I hated THE PUNISHER.  I've seen better acting and plot by little kids playing make-believe in a playground.  And no costume.  WTF?
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