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A gamer's scariest film!(not really!)

Started by spike, December 28, 2002, 05:34:02 PM

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spike

If you have ever watch the movie How to Make a Monster, you know it is creepy! It not  only is about a video game to come to life in the form of a suit. It has violence against programers! This is a REALLY AWESOME FILM(even though they used a lot of time for just some nudity). Please reply and tell where I could find this in a store not on the web.

Foywonder

Try any video store. Its been out on video for sometime now.

 
> If you have ever watch the movie How to Make a Monster, you
> know it is creepy!

Are you absolutely certain that you didn't mean to say "crappy" instead of "creepy" because all of those made-for-Cinemax " Creature Features were absolutely awful. You, my friend, are in a very lonely group if you thought it was great.

Goreomedy

Actually, one Creature Feature was very good.  And it happened to be the first one, which set me up for great disappointment with the others.

She Creature(The killer mermaid flick), was excellent.  I recommend it to anyone.

As for How to Make a Monster... it is an embarassment to gamers and programmers and an insult to audiences.  Avoid it like you would a game from Acclaim.

Foywonder

SHE CREATURE was the best of the bunch but it was still pretty mediocre. Way too slow and what a crappy ending.

J.R.

Those Creature Features were awful. They were just vessels for gratuitous nudity. Did you see Teenage Caveman? It was just 90 minutes of naked teenagers having orgies.


~I cried because I no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet. I killed him and made shoes out of his skin.~

spike

Earth vs the Spider is the best
How to make a monster was creepy(like I should talk I found that Ghost on Mars and Village of the Damn sucked, but I loved Evolution for it's stupidity like 8legged freaks,
or Freddy got Fingered
ps This is how I kill my time

Creepozoid

Foywonder wrote:
>
> Try any video store. Its been out on video for sometime now.
>
>  
> > If you have ever watch the movie How to Make a Monster, you
> > know it is creepy!
>
> Are you absolutely certain that you didn't mean to say
> "crappy" instead of "creepy" because all of those
> made-for-Cinemax " Creature Features were absolutely awful.
> You, my friend, are in a very lonely group if you thought it
> was great.

Indeed. Those where some bad remakes. A gamer would be better off renting BRAINSCAN or ARCADE.

JohnL

>SHE CREATURE was the best of the bunch but it was still pretty mediocre. Way
>too slow and what a crappy ending.

I wasn't all that crazy about the ending either, but I though the film leading up to it was great. The mermaid was both beautiful and creepy.

>Did you see Teenage Caveman? It was just 90 minutes of naked teenagers
>having orgies.

That was the best part of it, the plot was stupid. :)