Neville's Interrogations....

[Ash]

LOL!!

On Neville's previous post I posted a funny response.

I thought, "What the hell!"?  and decided it needed it's own post.

Why not make an adventure out of it with Neville as a B-Movie seeker who'll stop at nothing to get his BAD FILMS no matter the cost!!

We happen upon him as he's looking for the Japanese version of "The Ring".
(Don't worry Neville, it's all in good fun and I'm bored!)



Neville has a Japanese merchant bound up sitting in a wooden chair in his basement torture chamber and has been beating the hell out of him for an hour, his knuckles bloodied.

"Well? Are you going to tell me where I can find it??!!" Neville asks.

I... I don't know what you talk about!" The bloodied Jap prisoner says.

"Don't f**k with me!" You think I can't hurt you!?" Neville yells as he circles around behind him and grabs and temporarily unbinds the prisoner's right hand, pulling it outward & away from his body.
He forces him to extend his pinky finger and severs it without remorse using his razor sharp garden cutters.  

SNIP!!

The finger is the first he's ever cut off and he has to squeeze a little harder than he expected to experience the follow through.
Neville watches as the severed finger falls with a thud to the floor.
Amusing, he thinks.  He'll have to remember this for future reference.
Blood spurts from the victim's wound, splashing onto everything including Neville's new pants & shoes.

"You MOTHERF***ER!" Neville yells as he jumps back away from the flow.

"I just had those goddam shoes polished!!"

Neville, still standing behind him grabs the prisoner's left shoulder and slams him back up fully against the chair he is bound to. He grips a handful of black hair with his right hand and yanks the prisoner's left ear toward his mouth.

"The f**king RING movie! Tell me or it'll be your cock next a***ole!!"

"AAAHHH!!!!! OK, OK I tell you!" The prisoner exclaims in pain.

"WELL!?!?"

"On, On EEE_BAAAYYYY!"

(WHAT WILL NEVILLE DO NEXT??)

LOL!!!  

(well Neville, what will you do next?)

[Evan3]

Neville's bloodlust is by no means fulfilled. He grabs the Japanese man and throws the chair to the floor.

"I know that you Japanese are making Battle Royale 2, however, if you don't include Godzilla in it, your family's life will be mine." Neville screams.
The Japanese man has one last trick up his sleeve (they are pretty resourceful you know).
"How funny you should mention Battle Royale 2, I have a script of it in my pocket" smiles the Japanese man (we shall call him Mr. Miyagi).

Neville, takes out his newly bought chainsaw ($150.65) which he had just purchased from E-Bay and hacks of Mr. Miyagi's hip.
Neville is salivating, he reaches into his pocket to pull out....
 
A little version of himself (a la Army of Darkness). The two Nevilles glare at each other, what pandemonium will happen now.

Meanwhile, Mr. Miyagi starts dragging himself towards the computer and reaches his four fingered hand out to e mail "Them" for help.