Mayor McCheese

[Mr.E]

Where is Ronald McDonald's old running buddy? The Mayor has been popular on late-nite comedy shows like SNL and Conan O'Brian. Mayor McCheese is the greastest novelty character and we need him back. And the police officer with a buger for a head, too.

[Todd R.]

The police officer with the big head is Big Mac. Are the Professor and the Captain around anymore? I hate that stupid yellow bird.

Anyone remember the days when Burger King had a character called the Burger King?

Oh, and Mayor McCheese will always be the big cheese in my book.

[Vermin Boy]

All I know is that Big Mac had the coolest playground contraption ever-- A jail inside a hamburger's mouth! Are there any McDonalds left with the old-school playgrounds left, or have they all been converted to Playplaces?

[Ash]

I remember the old Burger King logo.

It had the king who had brown hair and a beard & moustache and he had his arms open.

He was drawn...not an actual pic of a human.

Go here to see the pic:  

http://www.world-of-collectibles.com/images/advert/bkpup.jpg

(I used to have that hand puppet!!)

They used to put it on the paper place mats that go on all of the trays.

Didn't they used to put that pic of him on the paper crowns they give out also?

[Ancient Flounder]

O.o  If I had that guy on my uniform or in the store when I worked for Burger King, it definitely would've made the job more interesting.

[Squishy]

Didn't BK have a whole "royal family?" I think there was a "Sir Shakes-A-Lot," whose armor was made of what looked like hollowed-out stacks of shake cups (ye Gods). Were there any others?

Talk about "cheese:" Ooooh, I wonder if I'll read any more retarded b***hing about "political correctness" when it comes to ordering "Freedom Fries." Or is "PC" only bad if it's "liberal?" If we're barkfarting about boycotting half of Europe because they refuse to bow to our every command, we might want to think about where the rest of the fast-food menu originates from. D'oh!

[Pete B6K]

What's this about boycotting European stuff? Not heard about that. Are there any articles on it?

Pete

[Squishy]

One article.
Another.

(Whenever you want to catch up on something, bop on over to Google.com! I got these--and loads more--by popping "freedom fries boycott" into the best search engine there is.)

[Evan3]

Hey, whatever happened to the Noid. That thing that chased Domino's Pizza. No one seems to remember him but me. I hope I didnt imagine him...

[Pancho]

I remember the noid.  He had a video game, I hated that game.............

[Squishy]

Dear Pancho:

You wish it, I dish it. (Warning: naughty banner ads and adult language and situations.)

Oh Lord, look what else I found. (Nice and safe for kiddies.)

[Flangepart]

Never have liked sentiant food. Reminds me of the "Meet the Meat" scene in the T.V. "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". Make my burgers dumb.