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[Squishy]

"Debbie Does Dallas II." Ron Jeremy reacted hilariously when the room began to fog up, and Bambi Woods was just adorable. She made the cutest noises. An okay take-off on "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas."

Marilyn Chambers' "Insatiable"--why is this one not on every list?--and "Up n'Coming." Not just porn with story, but porn with budget. Expensive looking! And HOT!  

"Taboo II"--Damn Chadzilla again! Stop copying me :) Dorothy LeMay's reaction to her, um, new relationship with her brother is camp comedy classic, and the orgy's very nice. Her new relationship with Daddy, though, is astonishingly creepy.
 
"Black Throat"--The Dark Brothers, Jack Baker and his pet talking plastic rat, and Erica Boyer. Wild. Very trippy. Did I mention Erica Boyer? Damn, she loved her job, and I loved her. Also: The Dark Bros.' "New Wave Hookers" with Jack Baker, John Leslie and Ginger OMFG Lynn. (I saw it before we found out about Traci Lords--do I have to go to jail now?)

"Girlfriends"--Alex DeRenzy and European chicks. Oy! The finale between Lili Marlene and Ron Jeremy is funny and nasty. I would not recommend popcorn butter as a lubricant, but I would recommend Alex DeRenzy's stuff.

"Fleshdance"--Breakdancing and glasses-fogging sex! Hooray! I feel like a senior citizen! Hooray! (Just released to DVD, by the way.)

[jmc]

WATERPOWER and FORCED ENTRY.....

[Bernie]

Many years ago one of the first porns I ever saw was a takeoff on 9 to 5 called (logically enough) 8 to 4.  To me it actually made more sense that 9 to 5 because this was how people would really frame the boss -- hire a hooker to seduce him and send in HIS boss!  Who I think ended up dating the hooker after firing the ******* boss.

[Chadzilla]

Squishy wrote:

> "Debbie Does Dallas II." Ron Jeremy reacted hilariously when
> the room began to fog up, and Bambi Woods was just adorable.
> She made the cutest noises. An okay take-off on "The Best
> Little Whorehouse In Texas."
>

My best friend was stunned that I liked this movie, but I thought it was fairly well done.  I also liked the first one, the girl's reaction to getting caught while using that candle is hilarious!

> Marilyn Chambers' "Insatiable"--why is this one not on every
> list?-  
>

Worth having for the pool table scene alone, although my favorite is the roadside help she gives the ballplayer.

> "Taboo II"--Damn Chadzilla again! Stop copying me :) Dorothy
> LeMay's reaction to her, um, new relationship with her brother
> is camp comedy classic, and the orgy's very nice. Her new
> relationship with Daddy, though, is astonishingly creepy.
>  

Who could forget that reaction?
"Oh no, no.....oh yessssss!"

Okay, I'm quoting lines for 70s/80s era porn.  Not only do I feel old, I feel dirty! LOL!



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[The Burgomaster]

THE OPENING OF MISTY BEETHOVEN (also referred to simply as MISTY BEETHOVEN).

Not as hardcore as most (probably more plot than hardcore sex), but I was impressed with the above average acting and production values. I haven't seen it in years, and I'm sure it looks like an old relic now, but check it out if you have a chance. You might be surprised.

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[raj]

Oh gawd, I do remember that movie; it was shown as a "revival" in a DC theater a few years back; a friend & I went to see it.  Pretty good, though the one scene where the guy gets it while he's giving it did make us squirm.  Probably the funniest thing was that the guy in front of us brought his own, um entertainment.

Only porn flick I've seen on the big screen.

[Squishy]

This isn't one I "liked," but one that sticks in my mind years after I saw it, for all the best "bad movie" reasons...

"Take Off" (1978) was a take-off (huh huh huh) on "The Portrait of Dorian Gray," about a guy whose "cursed" portrait keeps him from aging. He is being interviewed by a writer (lady, natch), and the interview frames a series of "historical" sequences that usually spoofed well-known scenes or movies. Including "Casablanca."

This is how bad it got: the "Dorian Gray" character, playing the "Bogie" role in the "Casablanca" segment, spies on the daughter of the "Bacall" character while she, um, takes the matter of her sexual frustrations into her own hands, as it were. (The daughter is supposed to be jailbait but obviously is not.) When she finishes up, she notices him standing in the doorway, whereupon he delivers the line you fear he will:

"Here's lookin' at you, kid."

...and closes the door. Yiiiiiiii.

Once the interview is finished, "Gray" and the lady journalist get busy. (Surprise!) When she awakens, he's gone. Searching for him, she finds the portrait destroyed by fire, then sees an elderly man in the distance. An elderly woman--"Gray"'s old flame from long, long ago--appears and takes his hand and they stagger away, speaking the phoniest "granny" talk you've ever heard, as the journalist smiles tearfully at the emotional reunion of the two three-hundred-year-olds--one of whom she spent the night sweatin' it up with.  

Ewwwwww. Me needs a bath now.

"Blonde Goddess" (1982) was one of those movies that tried to be more. This one, in fact, tried to be "Heavy Metal." In it, a comic-book writer--the stereotypical nerd who usually READS 'em, not writes 'em--is zapped into a comic-book, falling from one story to another: I forget the others, but one sub-story involved the Red Baron (complete with a real dogfight!) and the finale turned the nerd into a superhero-barbarian teaming up with the title character to kick the ass of a badly-animated "ultimate evil." Is it all a dream? Of course. Does he spontaneously dump his nerd image and meet up with the real "Blonde Goddess" anyway? Der!

Just looked this one up on the IMDB, and while I might get some details wrong, there he is: Ron Jeremy as the "Black" Baron.

[JohnL]

>"Taboo II"--Damn Chadzilla again! Stop copying me :) Dorothy LeMay's
>reaction to her, um, new relationship with her brother is camp comedy classic,
>and the orgy's very nice. Her new relationship with Daddy, though, is
>astonishingly creepy.

I saw one of the Taboo movies once, but I don't recall which one. Did this one have a scene where the girl's brother convinces her to let him kiss/lick/suck her breast, and she tells him "Only the nipple." to which the brother replies "That's the best part silly."?

[Squishy]

I believe so! I've only seen the first two, and it's been a while. But I think that is indeed from "Taboo II." The same girl is amazingly open to an out-of-the-blue lesbian relationship with her schoolmate/brother's girlfriend, which turns out to be a trick to get them all into bed together. Why? It's In The Script!

You know, getting back to "Debbie II" for a tick--do you suppose the reason Bambi Woods disappeared so suddenly (her footage in "DDDIII" is all interviews and unused scenes from "DDDII") was because she had to couple with The Hedgehog?

[lester1/2jr]

I like the anabolic stuff like bring em yung , etc.  

The first porn I ever saw was "Dickman and Throbbin" starring John Holmes!!  My friend had a gigantic collection that he stole from the video store he worked at.  Yu guys should review that on this site.  For no reason.