For the love of god, don't ever watch Carnivore.

[Dolph Lundgren]

Now I've been on a pretty good lucky streak lately, I've had the privilege of watching some great movies without seeing any truly bad ones.  Well, needless to say, that streak came to a crashing halt today.  Me and a buddy of mine sat through all 80 minutes of Carnivore and it was one of the most painful experiences of all time.  So I'm doing my duty as a fellow b-movie fan to warn you guys far away from this one.  Please, don't even give this one any thought.  Just run.  Yeah yeah, I know the main characters have big fluffy mullets, and I've read that this movie took 12 (!) years to complete, but interesting facts aside, just don't watch it.  I don't care how cool the cover is, or if there are breasts in the movie, or the fact that it's only 80 minutes long, just don't even consider it.  Consider yourselves warned.

Nick

[trala-log]

how can it be that bad if there are big fluffy mullets?

[onionhead]

Too late, I've been mulletified already.

[Squishy]

There are breasts in the movie?
(Remembers fat shirtless goober from "Boggy Creek II")
Are they girls' breasts?

"Tee hee. I'm immodest."
--Mike, MST3K, "Boggy Creek II"

[Foywonder]

I actually bought the DVD for $5.88 at Wal-Mart a few weeks ago. I knew it wouldn't be good but being a sucker for monster movies I got it anyway. Your warning is just the latest. Now I'm too scared to watch it.

[Damien01]

and I've read that this movie took 12 (!) years to complete

wow... I think its worth watching just because of that. Are you sure it too so long... I've seen many moves that took 4 years to make... The Beast and Evil Dead (Funny when you think those stories), and Bad Taste (I think it took 4 years or was it 6???).

[akiratubo]

Yep, it sucks.

[Andrew]

I ran afoul of this movie recently:

http://www.badmovies.org/bbs/read.php?f=2&i=36345&t=36345

[Riot]

Ever hear of the band Carnavoire doing " SEX AND VIOLENCE"


or even better GWAR with MEAT SANDWICH!!






www.angefire.com/ego2/sfw/riotreport.html

[Brother Ragnarok]

Oh come on, you bunch of wussies!  It's not THAT bad!  The coolest thing about it...my college radio station got a promo copy of the soundtrack.  

Brother R