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If you could snap your fingers . . .

Started by The Burgomaster, April 18, 2003, 04:38:47 PM

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The Burgomaster

. . . and one movie would vanish forever from the face of the earth, which movie would you choose?

This is a tough one. I'm not sure if I can answer it. But it would probably be one of the crappy documentaries from Sunn Classics Pictures that came out during the 1970s.

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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Chadzilla

I would cringe at having such power, forcing every one to live under the tyranny of my personal likes and dislikes (how petty).

But......

Cleansing my memory of I Spit on Your Grave would be nice.

Yet I would watch the movie again, just to hear Joe Bob Briggs commentary on the Elite Millenium DVD.

Go figure.

Great.  I posting like ashthecat now.

Chadzilla
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systemcr4sh

You know I thought I'd be able to think of a movie to put here but nothing is coming to mind. I keep thinking of all these awful awful movies I watched but then think about how I had fun watching them, or that I just remember the redeeming qualitys.

For example, I was thinking about putting down STAR CRYSTAL, but then I remembered the ending, and how much fun I had watching it with my friends, they barely made it through it!

Maybe Fear Dot Com, thats the only movie that i've watched lately that I couldn't stand, there was no fun and nothing to redeem it in my opinon.


-Dan

"Evil will always triumph, because good, is dumb"
-Spaceballs

"Now life's like a b-movie, That no one wants to see,
Here comes the zombie, Portraying me."
     - Dillinger Four

Andrew Crow

The only movies that really come to mind at all are Zombie Chronicles and Backyard Dogs. However, they both need to stay in existence so that viewers all over the world know how to NOT make movies.

SkullNinja

Children of the Living Dead.

If everything Tor Ramsey said about this was true, Karen L. Wolf needs to be be made to watch Ed Wood films 24/7 and reminded that he had far mor talent and a better ear for sialog than her.

Evan3

I would definitely snap American Psycho from existence.

However, does this apply to people, becuase if it does, say good by to Michael Moore *snap*

 "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

--His reply

SkullNinja

You can't choose Mikhail Moorski because even if you were given the option of making one person disappear, his fat ass would qualify as at least two(maybe three).

Pete B6K

'Godzilla' '98 or 'Bloodsucking Freaks'

The pain, the pain. Although you could combine the two, and torture naked women by making them watch the Godzilla film.

Pete

JohnL

Pick any Barbara Steisand movie... Yentl, Prince of Tides...

Dunners

Resident evil and its retarded sequel, and 'creator' of the movie franchise Paul W.S Anderson. f**king bastard

Cullen

I would say "It's Alive", except that I've seen it and the damage has already been done.  And is still being done (whimper).
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raj

Good ones; limiting myself to movies I have seen (haven't seen any of her movies):
War of the Roses and Air America.  I don't mind awful low budget movies, I figure that there isn't enough money for quality actors or scripts or directors or anything.  When allegedly talented Hollywooders, who have the resources to put out quality stuff, come up with such crap, that p**ses me off.

Now if we could only make Babs disappear along with Michael Moore. . .

Brock

The Fast and the Furious.  Once this has disappeared, the sequel will also never have been born, a la Marty McFly.  There is just no excuse for the pain that this movie caused me.  I'd like to hear someone try and defend this movie's existence.

"Uh...well, it has cars...and they're fast?  Oh, and shiny.  I like things that are shiny."