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Threshold on SciFi

Started by onionhead, April 20, 2003, 04:24:48 AM

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onionhead

Having just watched the first half-our of this flick, I have to ask this--why is is that UFOs always land in cornfields, Blobs are always found by bumpkin farmers, and doofus backyard barbecuers are the first--or in this case, second--attacked by moths from space?  Predator landed in the jungle, the Andromeda Strain wiped out a podunk town in Arizona, the Thing ravages a North Pole outpost.
Of course, there is logic to this.  What if say Jason Voorhees drowned off Malibu while hundreds of sunbathers watched--or if Norman Bates ran a casino in Las Vegas.  What if the sattelite in Night of the Living Dead landed in New York City?  What if Earnest never Went to Camp, but UNLV instead?
Perhaps I am just up too damned late . . .

Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them

Fearless Freep

Statistically speaking, there is more nothing than something in the world

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Dunners

what the hell kind of rant is this?( : {

Fearless Freep

Just that in movies it seems like UFOs tend to land in the middle of nowhere, but there's a lot more land on earth that we would consider 'middle of nowhere' then is largely populated.  A sheer random chance landing would tend to occur in 'the middle of nowhere'and there could be motivations for doing it intentionally

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Flangepart

Land in middle of nowhere: You can set up your world domination kit without interfearance excapt by hermits and wandering goats.
Land in major metropolis: Have space army, and don't need to hide same. Kick world wide ass, have a brew afterwards.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Bonehead XL

Getting back to the topic at hand, "Threshold" was so awful, don't watch it if you get the chance.

It was sold as a killer mouth movie but is really a movie about some alien insects that, as far as I can tell, only difference from man is that they have really crappy looking CGI claws on there sides.

There's also a butch of zombie-like people stumbleing around that are never explained and disappear at the end.

I thought "Dragon Fighter" and "Inceptor Force 2" proved me wrong, but it appears that SciFi original movies will continue to suck. Point in case: Pythons 2? Sabretooth? Antibody? Shadow World? Dog Soldier? Are you listening SciFi? Stop making movies!


Fearless Freep

As far as I know, many of the "Sci-Fi Original" movies are really just unreleased movies that sci-fi buys and airs to be honest, I'm kinda glad they do (even thoug Sci-Fi gets undesearved credit for them).  Most of them are petty low budget and silly, but they can be entertaining escapism for a few hours.

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Chadzilla

I don't know, I liked it.  Painless waste o' time, and the bug people sucking the guts out of those of a different blood type was a nice, icky touch.  Then again, when a movie cast list ends with the credit and Stephen J. Cannell and I find that a joyous, grin inducing idea, one has to wonder at my critical taste.  And yes, every single time the writer/TV producer showed up it got me humming the famous A-Team theme.  All it needed was Mr. T!  "I pity the moth that bites me!"

Having a Melrose Place vet and Nicholas (Rat Boy) Lea as the heroes was easy on the eyes as well.  I've seen worse killer insect movies, believe me.

Chadzilla
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